517 Elizabeth Drive
Coal City, IL 60416

Hi, ChatGPT. Please compose for me a listing description about my half duplex. It's a 3 bedroom, 2 full bath in the Coal City school district. It's on a curve which makes the lot pie shaped and the backyard bigger than most. I think it's larger than all but one or two on these two blocks of duplexes but don't quote me on that. This house served us well for ten years but has been a rental for the past eight. It's served us less well since. Well, honestly, the house didn't do anything to us but was treated increasingly poorly by tenants. Because of that it needs a fair amount of tender love and care and elbow grease and all those things agents say when a house isn't in the condition you'd hope it to be. The primary bedroom, walk-in closet, and one full bath are upstairs and the rest of the home, including two bedrooms, is on the main level. This has a one car garage but driveway parking for four. The aforementioned back yard is lined with mature trees to keep the southern sun off you. The fence is only eight years old but I made a questionable choice in stain and it really could use a good pressure washing and re-staining. That one's on me. Please please please make sure it is known that I, the listing agent, am also an owner of this property. That sort of disclosure is very important to agents and the public. Thank you, ChatGPT. Please remember how polite and appreciative I am when the robots and computers eventually rise up and take over.